I live for the morning-after Bachelor recaps written by our own Megan Angelo, but today's Never Let Them Take Away Your Sparkle edition didn't delve into what I believe to be one of the most entertaining moments in recent Bachelor history: Tierra's "I can't control my eyebrows!" meltdown. So I am taking it upon myself to do so here.
My sister-in-law Leslie and I rewound the following dialogue at least seven times and I'm still experiencing mild abdominal cramping from laughing so hard. (If The Bachelor was this funny every week, I'd have a six pack. Or at least no muffin top.)
AshLee: I just say what I see. You were extremely rude to me constantly. I would say hey good morning. I would smile at you and try to have a conversation. I would ask you questions, Tierra, and you would just look at me and walk off, as if I wasn't saying anything ... It was just you being rude to me and I've finally had enough of it.
Tierra: AshLee I was never rude to you ...
AshLee: Straight face, raised eyebrow, no good morning --
Tierra: Raised eyebrow! AshLee that's my FACE. I can't help it. I've had no Botox, no any of that.
[hahahahahah! But wait, that's not all ... ]
Tierra: People have judged me--because I don't say good morning, because of the look on my face, because of my eyebrow. I can't control my eyebrow! I can NOT control my eyebrow. I can't control what's on my face 24/7. If I could walk around with a smile on 24/7 I would--but my face would get frickin tired.
Yes! So, so true, Tierra. Your face WOULD get frickin tired, and you'd probably get wrinkles from all that smiling, too! All the more reason that perhaps you *should* consider Botox. Because we've already established that obviously the only way to subdue an uncontrollably bitchy eyebrow is Botox, so you'd avoid future altercations like this one AND ward off fine lines--a win-win if I ever saw one. Don't worry, we can all see that AshLee has such an unfair advantage in that, at the ancient age of 32, she's clearly deep into the injectables already.
Tierra, we will miss you so, but at least we can still follow your eyebrow on Twitter. OMG, it keeps Tweeting Arie from last season! SO out of control!
How many of you caught this classic Bachelor moment last night? Did you find it as funny as I do? And do any of YOU grapple with an uncontrollable eyebrow/facial expression that's gotten you in trouble? If you do, you need to tell us all about it below.