Look what my sister-in-law texted me from a parking lot yesterday.
Yes, that is a car with eyelashes. They are sold at CarLashes.com. And people are buying them, as evidenced by this photo.
Rather than being surprised by this fact, my reaction was more: Of course people are putting eyelashes on their cars. We've taken fake, lacquered-up eyelashes about as far as they can go on our faces, and given the popularity of those reindeer ears for cars over the holidays, this seems like a natural progression. Also, people are wearing little wigs on their nails. Which means basically anything can happen from here on out.
Tell me: Would you put eyelashes on your car, or do you find this concept utterly idiotic?